Yeah, Kilmer still has plenty of pizazz in Kiss Kiss Bang Bang. He just needs to do supporting roles like that.

I think you mean awesome campy TV version. Batman is lucky to have so many different interpretations.

Everyone should read Rabin's MYOF on Batman & Robin, if you haven't already.

No one likes the first Batman. People like the nostalgia that thinking about the first Batman generates and confuse that with liking a terrible movie they liked as a kid because kids like anything, but no one actually likes the first Batman.

I also object.

I see what you did there.

Yeah I can't believe he didn't do a better job with the fully fleshed out and awesomely written character of Captain Nero.

Freddy vs. Jason? No? Ok.

BIOSHOCK!

Unfortunately, he did not direct Con Air. That would raise his filmography average a whole letter grade. Also the Rock is fine.

I was going to give 2 a chance to redeem the franchise by actually being an action movie this time. Oh well.

Why can't I like both? :(

Yeah, Wolverine is actually pretty sweet. Red Faction is as well, especially the multiplayer.

Yummsh, I'd agree with you about Transformers delivering in the action movie department if it actually did. Instead it's 7 hours of Shia LaBeouf looking for his goddamned glasses and 20 minutes of robots fighting at the end.

MvC2 is a ridiculous game for ridiculous people, due in no small part to that start screen song.

That Scarecrow runs right under The Narrows!

@Chocolate Eating Jacket. I still think the movie as a whole is less concerned with arguing for intervention than it is in making a moral distinction between dicks and assholes, which are two different things.

Scott, I think you have sort of missed the point of the movie. I don't think it's schizophrenic at all, but rather embraces ambiguity. A.O. Scott's review talks about it a little bit, but I think the movie is trying to rebut claims of moral equivalence between U.S. foreign policy and terrorism. I think the movie…

Hm, it seems I look quite the fool. An April fool, perhaps.

Ellroy sure loved the film adaptation of The Black Dahlia.