I. am. a. stabbing. robot!

Black Dahlia was the worst movie I've ever paid money to see.

Do you people even remember what PC games looked like in 2001? Max Payne looked better than anything else I can remember at the time.

It's shape up or…ship up!

I don't think that word means what you think it means.

There's an option to put GPS arrows overlaying the street. Changed the game for me.

Haven't played my DS in ages. This game brought me back and I am glad for it.

The only Harry Potter that feels like a real movie and not a "..staged reading of the book," (A.O. Scott, some year I don't remember) is the last one. (5?)

I shook Norm's hand in Vegas. He was just walking to the world series of poker and I accosted him. It was the greatest day of my life.

The Black Dahlia that Survived and the Would-Be Murderer was Caught

Skynyet: a robot overlord that WON'T enslave and kill you.

Why is Jiang Zemin your avatar?

No, you.

Yeah you're the exception here, not him.

Yeah. What's the point of any list then?

My fiancee betrayed me for a red-clothed monk.

I would have sex with her.

Nobody likes bridge[house]!

I need closure on that anecdote.

Or by getting rid of her glasses and ponytail.