On its face, I would take one year of this contract and keep my mouth shut. But I am not a professional athlete thus exist in a very different economy. These guys got jobbed. Or let themselves get jobbed. Or their agent did. I’m going to lay this on their agent. I hope if any other players are represented by same,…

I just wonder what his agent is even doing? Like, I know $35M is a lot of money, but Albies would be a steal at twice that.

Guy pens open letter, addressed to no single individual, to blast former players making public statements regarding players, instead of addressing them directly and privately.
NAILED IT!

“If he can end his streak, I surely coul— SQUIRREL!”

Yesterday, a reader emailed us to call Wei-Yin Chen “the Chris Davis of pitchers,” and now I want the two to face off. One of them would have to succeed, right?

Unacceptable lack of Mark Hamill in there.

This is what happens when you don’t have local writers covering the story and the main purpose of the national writer is to serve snark.

A +/- of -13 when your team loses by 33 isn’t really so bad, is it?

I feel like you were kind of just making stuff up in the final paragraph. His playmaking isnt good? He averages 7 assists per game in spite of being surrounded by a worthless roster completely devoid of any other scoring threats. He has actually shown the ability to be a fairly good defender when he needs to be. But…

Name me some other 22-yr-olds who are scoring 27ppg while putting up 7 assists and 4 rebounds every night with a PER of 20 and TS% of 58%. Just because a team sucks doesn’t mean it’s the best player’s fault.

I’m not arguing that Booker has a lot of room to improve his game outside of scoring, but it’s a little disingenuous to rag on Booker for being -13 in the Jazz game when the team was -20 in the 7 minutes he was out. He was also +8 in 37 minutes last night in a game they lost because they were outscored by 11 when he…

Wrong St. Petersburg.

I do not want to see Robert Kraft given a blowjob, but I do want to live in a world where the video of Robert Kraft getting a blowjob is widely available.

Fuck off.

Ichiro is my favorite player who has never played for my team and it’s not even close.

ESPN 30 for 30 presents: Three Tugs and a Cloud of Dust: The Manipulation of Robert Kraft 

Fact: Soda takes years off your life.

I have no idea, but a cartoon dragon crushing two kids with his dong immediately became my favourite gif

And if you had just paid him?

I have never been angrier at Iggy Azalea.