Andy:

If only the White Sox were playing the Padres...

You can’t because rotations aren’t set in stone. The team could just say they weren’t going to pitch him anyway, or they changed the rotation, or he has a phantom injury. Or they could just as easily come out and say that as punishment they intended to make him start 5 games in a row, and then the suspension would be…

Disgustingly, Trump won. Something the Browns can’t really say they do more than once every two years. I know where you were trying to go with that, but the fact that one has been...I use this term with great hesitance...’Successful’ and the other is the Browns, kind of kills the comparison.

I think it’s far less sinister than you’re implying. To me the reasoning is two-fold:
1) The salary-caps in sports dictate than when one player takes as much as they can get it can lead to an overall weakening of the overall team as there’s less money to go around, that coupled with the fact that even the lowest paid…

Using NaturesFist’s analogy however, the Marlins have existed for 25 years, in those 25 years they’ve won 2 World Series titles. They didn’t just make the World Series, they actually WON, unlike Vegas.

Fake News, Deep State, Regular folks, Desperate...I just need one of them to say either ‘tremendous’ or ‘uuge’ to complete my card of “GOP buzz-word bullshit bingo!

The ONLY people that even pretend to believe the “you can’t try to get a hit if you’re down late but the pitcher has a no-hitter going.” one are uppity members of the pitcher’s team. No one on the getting-no-hit side thinks that way. If they do, they don’t deserve to be on a major league team. No one wants to be…

That’s why the Seniors all still play just as well as they did in their 20's right? Oh, wait, they don’t? I wonder why that is? Just because it isn’t the most taxing of athletic endeavors doesn’t mean it isn’t, in itself, an athletic endeavor.

She tried her breast to elevate the team’s mood. Easily one of the most dedicated fans in the areola...I mean arena.

There wasn’t a trial, he pleaded guilty so as to avoid one. So she never had to do anything you just described. I don’t know enough about the case (nor do I want to) to reliably formulate an opinion on Heimlich’s innocence or guilt. However, without a trial the little girl never would of had to keep her story straight…

“But like the rest of Paradox’s games, some of Ted’s work on Millennium Dawn has been embraced by the fringes of the ultra right-wing.”

There is no ‘hero’ or ‘villain’ in this scenario, they’re both assholes. Often life isn’t filled with clear hero and villain scenarios. Clearly the golfer was that kid in elementary school who’d tattle on anyone for the slightest misstep, and he never grew out of it. In addition, the caddy was clearly the kid in…

I’ll defend the guy on one point you made. You do realize that baseball is played during the spring and summer right? Evening game or not the sun was almost certainly out on the way to the game. I don’t blame anyone for bringing their sunglasses in with them, evening game or not.

Now if he was wearing his sunglasses…

One of my old professors was involved in the first season, John Tenuto. I started watching the show without knowing he was involved. I fell off the couch when he popped up on the screen as one of the interviewees/experts.

I understand man. I’m not from Montreal, but I was a lifelong Expos fan (they were my NL team growing up, until they ceased to be). That being said, I believe they meant in the context of owning the Marlins.

Is it just me, or does the screen-cap at the top look like it’s from NBA2k?

You’re surprised a team in a small, conservative market like Cincinnati is worried about a player kneeling? I don’t care at all if the players want to protest, but I’m by far in the minority in that regard when it comes to Bengals fans.

Is no one going to point out that the image from the 2012 tweet claiming those to be the previous year’s numbers (2011) is either factually incorrect, or an image from at least 28 years ago (22 in 2012)?

Because an owl screeching and ‘going rogue’ is still about 20 times less annoying than a 4-7 year old that’s been asked to don formal wear and sit through a wedding.