I'd like to think this'll work, but you'll have to show me first.

"Eat that Ford Van!"

Another day, another reason to dislike the government.

And only 6 people will buy one, forcing VW to stop selling it over here.

"Look at it. Just look at it."

This is great for things like... wait... BOB! get outta frame! jesus...

Thank you Jeff.

get seen picking your nose by a hot person of the sex you are attracted to, like really digging

Get caught getting road head.

"It also appears manual transmission-equipped cars are unaffected."

DOESN'T HAVE WOODEN WHEELS, NOT A WAGON

I, robot (Yes, that is how it is spelled)

Perfectly straight and close to the curb, looks like a pretty sweet parking job to me.

You must not have... watched any drifting lately. 240's are still choice.

Headline: I bet the whole state of NJ is like, "Come at me bro!"

Jersey's the perfect place to sell electric cars. The vehicles that create the most toxic waste...in the state that already has the most toxic waste! Heyo!

Not a bad sounding F-

Holy shit I was joking, I can't believe you actually own a BMW. Everything suddenly makes sense.

5 MPH bumpers, they really served little purpose and uglyfied many cars take the MGB as an example