Well, there's your problem.

I don't hate rear-view cameras. They're useful. I hate spending money on things I don't need. I don't need a rear-view camera because I'm not an idiot.

Aliens

Can I choose neither?

I looked up the law, technically in order to be considered for the show and display status you have to provide proof that your insurance company has approved you for no more than 2,500 miles in a 12 month period. However, if you intend to use it on the road you'll also need to have an RI bring it up to US spec.

Fucking seriously

Well now you can't really blame the beloved steelies, it's not like plastic wheel covers would have prevented this......i'm making sense aren't i? It was the fault of the missing front bumper.....yup that's gotta be it

I'm sure the offers have been non-stop.

I hate to burst your bubble, but the Explorer attains marginally better mileage than the outgoing Crown Victoria Police Interceptor.

In the United States, they are considered a legal minority. Also, don't resort to name-calling; it weakens your position in the eyes of normal people.

Rental car, by the same logic that it is also the fastest car in the world.

No sorry, no cabs in NYC.

So soon we forget what happens to Jalopnik writers who call out fake stunts:

My runner up unbelievable car fact is that the last two Editors in Chief of a major automotive website don't actually own cars.

Did you know that cat's use their tails to balance while walking as well as when in the air?

This bro shit is so fucking stupid.

Jack Olsen's garage gets my vote. I would think it's the "common man's" garage, as it is only a 2 car garage, but beautiful. Besides, Jack has his own URL for his garage, and is well known in the Porsche/Pelican Parts community.

Ralph Lauren