He's just driving it ironically.

I'm surprised no one has ever photoshopped a cock into this picture. Well, a second one at least.

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED??

"Oh, the humanity!"

Uh, pretty sure that's a Lambo, dude. Lambulance? I'll show myself out.

Its a fucking AMBULANCE man. It has a siren, it is responding to an emergency, that means you get out of the fucking way.

Life in prison for people who go slow in the left lane.

Music makes everything tolerable.

relevant

Volvo Wins

Spyker C8.

Pretty sure that's a Lambo dude.

Don't question this woman's feelings, she was pretty much raped and murdered.

this.

As someone who has studied this EXACT car with his own two eyes and has sat in this EXACT car with his own two butt cheeks, I can definitively say that calling this a "tuned car" is like calling a Toyota NASCAR vehicle a "tuned Camry".

and the best part

When new, the pricing was a little sporty for the average American teen, but for a generation of whiny sorority girls whose parents were too pragmatic for a 3-series, but fancied themselves too cultured for a Civic (what WILL the Phi Mu rush committee think?!), this car checked all the boxes.