Hi my name's Brian.

Pretty sure that's a Lambo, dude.

I sure as hell know what it reminds me of:

Who is behind this Twitter account? I feel like it might be Mr. Raphael Orlove

That license plate lottery system is interesting. If there was a system in which only 0.8% of Chinese drivers could register their car here in the U.S. the roads would be safer for everyone.

That pun was rigorous.

I guess this case

Wait till you see how they dry it off.

Can confirm. Greenbrier is awesome.

Volvo plans to demonstrate this tech next week at the Mobile World Congress in Barcelona. They haven't given a timetable on its release, but they point to the Sensus Connect system launched this year in new Volvos as an indicator of the path they're on towards connecting cars.

Pretty sure that's a Ferrari dude.

I hate you.

You can tell that not only did the VW Beetle give rise to all the cars shown here, but all the cars shown here look like Honda Accords, because the internet told me everything copies a Honda Accord.

We want the forbidden fruit. That's it.

Great story. Compelling and rich.

This one time I met some girl on OKCupid, sure I used pictures that were a bit older showing me about 30lbs lighter, but who doesn't? So we went out for some chicken wings and the sauce kept getting all over my fingers. Now I am not a person to waste a good wing sauce, so I licked the saucy deliciousness off my…

Do I go on?