This article would have more punch if it didn't use the completely stupid, inane, and hilariously basic word "dope".

No, they just believe that all accusations are fact.

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Chimneys are not people doors. Birds and bats, and sometimes cats, but not people.

I'm not disagreeing with that, but the progression rates of southern Europe and southern Asia were far in advance of Siberia.

South Asia, not the icebox of Siberia.

Tramp stamp, runway lights, it's what everyone thinks about those who have them - tramp.

Which makes it more common. As a science program I watched said, live long enough and you WILL get cancer.

Oh god, Maxalt is a lifesaver!

Montana is actually very much a "purple state". The democrats do lean to the right more than in say California, but it is far better than the states which surround it.

Midwest of Utah?

And people in the Intermountain West are grateful you do.

To be fair to the Intermountain West states, one needs to look at the relative narrowness of the economies in general. Farming related and resource extraction make up the bulk of the economies, traditionally and physically very male oriented. Because of this the families tend to be more "traditional" where the man is…

Midwest. Watch your mouth.

No. It wasn't. Differentiates from the deserts and the Pacific Northwest.

Ok thanks! I get it now!

You can go to a Mormon "wedding", just not to a temple sealing. Of course I would be surprised if the Mormons let a wasted bride and drunk groom get sealed in the temple...

It gets OLD!

Dumb if true.