Well, it’s supposed to be fun. A lot of these cheerleaders have been dancing/cheering for their whole lives, were members of competitive cheer/dance troops through high school and college. When college is over, if they want to keep participating in the hobby they love at a higher level (ie, not drop in dance classes…

They’re rich in Idaho.

This. I have decided that this is the last article I will click on about Kanye. If people stop clicking, journalists will stop interviewing him and writing about him.

Hey, friendly reminder.

If it was meant for people to know exactly what it meant, it wouldn’t have been so cryptic.”

This has been my go-to party food for the past 7 or 8 years, and I can attest that people 1. Are impressed by it, and 2. Will eat it all. I usually use raspberry jam, for what it’s worth. I also do another version where I roast a whole head of garlic, mash it into a paste with olive oil, salt, pepper, and a tiny bit…

This dude is the political equivalent of a Tinder date who won’t take the god damn hint after months of ghosting, isn’t he?

Hey Roy,

We’re not sure how to be more direct about this, but we’ll try again: We’re Not Interested. Period. Full stop. End of message.

Calling us whores, writing poorly-considered/spelled angry…

I thinks angry vegans are angry because they are hungry.

Obviously, they hated Stephen Colbert back in the day too. That said, do you think the set would have been perceived differently if it was a man telling the jokes? Is she being dinged for not playing nice, like a good girl should?

I get more of a Robert Duvall vibe.

So did they throw you out of the building immediately after you asked that dumb-ass non-question, or did you at least have time to go to coat check?

Also she’s frickin’ BEAUTIFUL. I couldn’t imagine looking that great now, let alone 1.5 weeks after giving birth.

This is really condescending and oversimplified and completely unhelpful. I’m a producer in Los Angeles with insurance and my out of pocket for my twins was still almost ten thousand dollars. Maybe that’s not a lot of money to you but I sure did everything by the books and it’s a lot of money to me to be expected to…

I never knew that. Maybe that’s why 30 Rock had a subplot in their live episode where Tracy decided that he needed to break character in every single skit in the most annoying and hamfisted ways.

^this, did not know this!
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NYC Will Remove Statue of Doctor Who

Right? I’m getting some boxed wine, a frozen pizza, and some Sour Patch Kids and watching the FUCK outta this.

YESSSSSSSSS

Have you noticed yet that you’re doing the exact thing I mentioned the man in the restaurant did, demanding an explanation that I do. Not. Owe. You.

While I agree that just acting like an adult and framing it as “we can both see this isn’t going to go further” is a good course of action (and the one I would rather use), womenfolk sometimes have to go the self-protection route and leave through the back door. I’d rather not get into another heated discussion in…