Agreed with you on points 1, 3, 4, and 5, but “I (heart) Boobies” bracelets are a promo item for a breast cancer awareness charity (www.keep-a-breast.org) aimed at young people, so not entirely nefarious. Of course, I don’t know if these were being worn by teenage boys who got a kick out of the word “boobies” and…

I met Scott at the Freshman welcome dance a few weeks before 9th grade started and we decided to exchange phone numbers. We had a few phone calls, and in that 14-year-old way, decided we were bf/gf one day. We had plans to go to our town’s Labor Day carnival together, but he kept picking stupidly petty fights with me…

How so?

I also drink my coffee after I settle in at work. But that’s because I have to be a pack mule in the morning and get my stuff, my kid’s daycare bag, and my squirmy toddler down 3 flights of stairs and through a tiny gangway alley to make it to my car and I guarantee that any coffee in ANY leak proof mug will spill on…

Ah, needless fluff article-driven math. This was a fun distraction from work. Thank you. 

Hmm, seems like a LOT of 1L bottles... Did you factor in the weight of the aluminum? The article said canned Coke. There’s also probably weight from any cardboard boxes or plastic rings holding the cans together, and the pallets themselves. That 40,000 tons must’ve been the weight of all the cargo, not just the liquid…

I just want to take this opportunity to say I’m attending a Pop2K tour date this coming week that features O-Town, Aaron Carter, Ryan Cabrera, and Tyler Hilton(?) and all of this is being hosted by Lance Fucking Bass. I’m very excited.

That car tho. Yikes.

This recipe has been actively made by someone in my family for every party we’ve had for at least the past 3 decades. Veggie pizza (what we call it) is a goddamn tradition. We’re in the Chicagoland area, too, so maybe my relatives saw that piece in the paper and got it from your grandma initially!

Love my quip. I even paid for it. Also not an ad.

Lifelong Land O’Lakes loyalist, here. I’m gonna learn this song and teach it to my 14 month old son as the only version of Old MacDonald he’ll know growing up.

Yes - Nurx! I did everything through the app and it literally could not be easier. I filled out a questionnaire, picked the pill I’ve been using for years and know works for me, and now they just send me a 3 month’s supply automatically and it goes through my insurance. It simply could not be simpler. If it’s…

Ah yay! Congrats (a month early)!!

My person and I were both dating other people when we first met. Then we kept getting our “windows” crossed. 2 years later, we finally got together. I drunkenly told him I was going to marry him 6 weeks later and he was all about it. That was 8 years ago. We’ve been married for 4 years and have a crazy 1 year old.…

I was 12. It was the first PG-13 movie my mom took me to. I was scared they wouldn’t let me in because I wasn’t old enough. The movie was mostly unmemorable, though.

This makes me rage.

Your offices are in Chicago, right? Black Dog Gelato was joking on Facebook the other day about trying to whip up a batch of this. You should reach out to them if you honestly want to try this. I suppose if anyone could do this well, it would be Black Dog.

Casper did a pop up at our local Target one weekend. They had their base mattress set up for people to lay on and their pillows out for a tester, too. Many, many people were pushing around giant mattress boxes in their carts. For us, trying out the Casper affirmed that we made the right choice with our Tuft and…

I think it’s because drug store mascara is just so damn good. I’ve tried quite a few pricey tubes (thanks to all the freebies my dad brings home from his IT job at Ulta - he’s got no use for them!) and I firmly maintain that LashBlast is my ride or die. LashBlast forever.

I put myself and all my bridesmaids in Toms. We all wore them after the wedding until they wore out. Definitely worth it.