Which hospital? My husband works at Loyola, a Catholic hospital, and of course they’d shut a woman down for anything like this. I was just on the phone for an hour today to try to get my freaking birth control prescription approved/covered, which is done through a different company of course, but Loyola just refused…

My mistake. Wouldn’t pay $780/mo for a pool and a doorman, especially without lake views.

Hah. When we were condo shopping in Chicago last year, we had to rule out all high rises because we couldn’t find any units with fees under $1,000. So $780 fees for a high rise condo near the lake is still relatively reasonable! (We got a place in a 3 flat very far from the lake with only $250 in fees... why do I live…

Nah, the best part of those bathrooms is the wallpaper on the ceilings.

It should be noted that NFL cheerleading is clearly not cheerleading as you’re describing it. UCA College Nationals is ridiculously amazing. YouTube that shit.

Regardless of your opinion of what they do (and as a former dancer myself with friends on dance/cheer teams for multiple NBA and NFL franchises, I find your opinion belittling and unobservant, but I digress), if the team chooses to incorporate a dance/cheer team into their home game experience for their fans, the team…

I’m married and keep a fake ring set to wear for the times when my real set is out of commission for whatever reason. Just for the creepers.

For some reason, it makes me really happy that all these people are friends. Think of the collaboration that could come from this - Aziz and Lonely Island pulling some elaborate comedy viral video stunt with Tyrese doing crazy action stunts in front of ridiculous explosions... glorious.

Iambic Trumptameter?

A piece of metal fell off a truck bed in front of me once. Landed, what I thought was harmlessly, on the road in the middle of the lane in front of me. 5 minutes later when my car sputtered to a stop, I realized that it had sliced through my gas tank.

Still need to finish reading through the list, but 50 Shades of Gray is nominated for an Oscar? A song from the movie, yes, but we found out Alan Rickman died today and you start the list with fucking 50 Shades of Gray? It’s not even 8:30 am and I’m done for the day.

Pay off debts, buy my family cars and houses, buy myself cars and houses, donate generously to my undergrad Alma Mater and Planned Parenthood, then put everything safely in a trust or whatever to invest while still giving myself a handsome allowance. Lump sum, of course.

Deep, Ruby Rose. I like it.

This. This makes me rage. Just because I, as a women, may choose to walk around with my middle finger in the air, pointed at this dude, does not give him the right to lick my hand. Pervert.

Allow me to play a bit of Devil’s Advocate here, with a preface that I strongly believe that Trump is walking human slime that should be banished to the last circle of hell where he belongs.

I am so, so happy this post exists. I was kind of hoping they were being selectively used so they could be strung end to end and formed into a horror story. Maybe in 2016?

I am so happy you two did this. This is perfection.

...Aspirin and a statin does not an excellent cardiovascular status make...

I made a lactose free, butternut squash-based Fettuccini Alfredo recipe that I found on that Tasty facebook page that everyone has been posting lately. It was lactose free because I used lactose free milk, btw, not by some miracle of the recipe. My lactose intolerant stomach was so happy to experience fettuccini…

Gorgeous! Love the center stone!