I saw this last night and wanted to beat my head against the wall. You can read all the articles about the racism and sexism in Hollywood, but this was the real deal being broadcast into my living room on HBO. The look on Effie’s face said absolutely everything. Douches.

Come check out the scene in Chicago then. I was driving home from the gym one night and happened to get stopped at a light in front of our nearest massage parlor/salon/nail studio with ample curtains in the front windows. I watched as an SUV pulled up, a young-ish guy in a hoodie got out and was greeted at the door by…

Two of my one-year-younger classmates made out on a youth group mission trip one summer. Huge scandal. Last weekend, 8 years later, they got married, so they won in the end. Take that, uptight youth group leaders!

I worked at a nicer seafood place (Pinkham - M&S ftw) in Indianapolis one summer when some Evangelical conference rolled into town. Approximately 4,000 Evangelicals wandered around town all week looking for “nice” dinners during their religious vacation. No particular stories still stand out after all this time, but I…

...i know...

Hear hear. Providing the first grandchild to an Indian/Pakistani MIL is terrifying to me. She wants to move in for the first 6 months. Into our 900 square foot, 2 bedroom apartment. And she’s “too old and frail not to sleep in a bed”?

Molly Woodwind. After our first dog. Because Bob Woodwind, after our first cat, doesn’t quite work for a ladypoet.

Yeah... he reached an agreement to enter a guilty plea like a month ago. While everyone’s points about innocence until proven guilty are great and correct, it’s totally a moot point in this situation. Dude did it.

Men’s Rights Activist. Basically the whiny asshole dudes that complain that women are trampling their rights and are the definition of Awful Human Beings.

They’re just trying to make shopping for your Tinkerbell Halloween costume easier for you.

Why are you waiting until now to tell me that bathrobes are appropriate for public wear??

And photoshopped by a high schooler?

All your follow up responses to comments on your original comment were starting to make me think that you were starting to get it (which, dude, it’s an anonymous internet comment board, not a written log of your everlasting legacy. Let it go.), but then you make comments like this, and I just know you’re never going…

Thank you for voting conscientiously for your Northern bretheren. We and our pending feet of snow appreciate you.

Well, evolution to homo sapiens has been going on far longer than recorded sociological history. Aaaand not all cultures are/were sexually repressed. So, I’m gonna stay with the pro-natural selection camp here.

This path looks like a creepy, angular penis with a lot of bush. Perhaps my mind is in a dirty place this morning, or perhaps it just went there because Josh Duggar is a dick. Probably the latter.

Hear hear! To the commenters that I am intentionally leaving in the grays with this post, you’re not going to convert anyone here, honey. Please save your keyboard the stress! And, as always, you do you.

You’re my favorite commenter on this blog.

We should come up with a canned statement for this kind of behavior and stand behind its use as loyal BCO readers. May I suggest:

Thank you. This is a lovely collection. And you are a lovely human. Happy Friday :)