He does not actually have a tumbler with the words “Wake up, America” on it. It’s not possible. It’s too troll-like to be real. Right? Right??

In addition to all the complete bullshit that is this argument, as my esteemed fellow-commentors have expressed so eloquently, what about the utter bullshit that is the premise of this movie in the first place? Chicago, my hometown, is in crisis with gun violence, so let’s impose a musical version of a Greek comedy…

Last night, protesters filled the highway and stopped traffic at the city’s biggest highway interchange right near downtown. There were constant sirens and city trucks speeding down residential streets to get police barricades where they were needed. Last night, Chicago made noise.

Yaaaasssss Popcorn Lady! I have that story in my bookmark bar specifically for bad days. So happy.

I wish throwing shoes at people was a culturally accepted form of political dissent in this country. Like what happened to Bush in Iraq. That was hilarious.

Early Spotify adopter here - Adele’s 21 wasn’t available for streaming for at least 3 years after its debut, so this isn’t exactly a new MO for her.

My conservative Pakistani Muslim in-laws absolutely fit the social and fiscal molds of the Republican party, but are staunch Democrat voters due to the party’s bigotry and immigration policies. So, there’s that.

I heard R. Kelly’s “Don’t You Say No” for the first time in an Uber this weekend. If you haven’t heard it, please do not give the song the dignity of a second of your time.

Preach. My job is to talk about carbon emissions. And my cat prefers to walk on my bones when he decides he wants to be fed at 3:30 in the morning. Rude. Definitely.

That’s extremely considerate. A friend had really bad morning (read: all damn day long) sickness early in her pregnancy. She had to take to carrying plastic grocery bags with her so she could throw up in the least messy way possible during her commutes on the Red Line. She needed the bags 2-3 times per week :(

I’m sure this will be tame in comparison, but in addition to the classic nail clipping on my suburban train line (Metra in Chicago), I was recently sitting on the upper level in seats that face the center aisle and happened to look down to see a gentleman happily flipping back and forth between two two-page spreads in…

Remember how one out of context scream-like noise was enough to knock Howard Dean out of the primary race in humiliation? I miss that.

Not entirely related, but still major bum-inducing: I share a wedding anniversary with Kim and Kanye :(((

University of Arkansas also held a solidarity march yesterday afternoon. Look up #UofABlackout on twitter/instagram/facebook/whathaveyou

I worked with a woman once who, while still approximately 120 lbs into the obese category, was very proud of herself for losing 60 lbs by dropping her Pepsi consumption from 4 liters per day to 4 cans per day...

These could all be contenders for the insanity that is the Ms. Universe country costume competition

Got this for Christmas last year and use it for everything. The Taylor Programmable Meat Thermometer with Wireless Remote and Timer is only $20.49 at Target. You stick it in any meat and it will beep 2 beeps when your meat is within 10 degrees of your desired internal temperature, 3 beeps within 5 degrees, and…

Got this for Christmas last year and use it for everything. The Taylor Programmable Meat Thermometer with Wireless…

Dear Little Sisters,

FYI - This is a “tern.” The phrase you are continually looking for is “in turn.”

I know I’m late to the party, but 1985 was 30 years ago, not 40. So If Kris recorded a song to celebrate her 20th birthday in 1985, she would have been celebrating it a decade late...