Eh. Lady probably wouldn’t have recognized the above as English either.

If no one’s said it yet, go check today’s Deep Cuts post. Awesome fluffy powder brush for sale right there.

Did the word “flaunt” lose all meaning and look like a random jumble of letters to anyone else by the end of this post? Just me? Ok.

This is glorious. I’d ask for the same thing with Donald Trump quotes, but then I remembered that he hasn’t put out enough word vomit with substance to fill 26 points. And then I got sad.

Wait. It’s going to be a heavy cost either way. Preemptive removal will save you no money.

...and they will continue to do so for decades.

You probably walk on or are around asbestos containing materials daily. Unless you only ever enter buildings constructed after 1981. As others have said, it’s not dangerous unless it’s disturbed (cracked floor tiles, exposed adhesives, fraying pipe insulation, etc.)!

Oh my god. That wall paper in the bottom right of that ad is the EXACT wall paper from the kids’ room at my grandma’s old house... NOOOO!!!!!

My state/municipality didn’t have elections yesterday, but it did remind me to update my registration address so I’ll be ready for the next time we actually have a call to the ballot boxes. So at least this mess was good for something for me locally...

I am just tickled pink that they think they have the same integrity as Boys are Stupid, Throw Rocks at Them.

Yeah, listening to this dude’s song... the “hook” is not the same. Also, he doesn’t know how to sing on beat. Honestly, that’s what bothers me the most.

Trace this back to the beginning: Some chick either didn’t know the meaning of the word “idiosyncratic” or didn’t care to take the time to read carefully on her quest to be offended. Or both. Education at work, friends.

Anybody else bothered by the current Stouffers commercials on Hulu? There’s one where they’re celebrating Mac n’ Cheese for getting a teenage girl to shut up about her stupid teenage girl story that was supposed to last for 30 more minutes, and a second one where they’re celebrating Lasagna for getting a teenage girl…

A friend just got married in a long, backless, entirely gold sequined dress and she was utterly spectacular. I highly support your decision.

Lauren, the last one absolutely, but serious tip here - in addition to finding your own seamstress to tailor your dress that is NOT affiliated with any bridal shop, ask that seamstress to create a custom veil for you. Mine made me one edged with lace from my mom’s dress for $20. I just had to buy the tulle myself. So…

I went to a Labor Day festival thing in my husband’s small Indiana hometown. There was a very popular vendor booth there that was occupied by many people buying confederate flag items and commenting on their god-given right to do so.

I wore heels to work today. It is an utter miracle of self control that one of them is not sticking clear through my monitor right now. Oh, the rage.

I’m sorry, but I have to be that person. It’s ParkS and Rec, the TV show, not Park and RecS, the movie. That show is perfection and deserves all the praise, ever.

My husband found the M&Ms on a cash register end cap at Target. He wanted to buy them. I shut. that. shit. down.

At home, chips and dip = potato chips and onion dip