Wat.

MURICAAAAA!!!!!

The original one was across the street from its current location in the Water Tower Place and was only 4 floors. But the entire facade was that distinctive Pleasant Company maroon/red color. Those were lovely times.

A friend had this same dilemma. She wound up changing her name legally, but is keeping her maiden name professionally. She only made the switch a few weeks ago, so I don’t have much to say on how successfully it is working for her, but it’s an option.

“argle bargle”? “jiggery pokery”? Sounds like an uneducated Squib in my opinion.

Exactly. Now I have to go through all the trouble of converting my heterosexual marriage to my culturally Muslim, Pakistani husband into a homosexual one. We talked about it, and I’m going to be the one to become transsexual. Such a hassle. Thanks, Obama!

So, Azkaban then?

...nor is the relevant information important to public health or safety...

You’re good people

I just graduated with my MBA this weekend and even I can’t make sense of that word vomit. Looks more like a fancy way to say we take your money for no reason to me.

No. Definitely do not mean phone number.

Maybe not a proposal exactly, but I definitely brought up marriage first.

a post Game of Thrones Season Six finale interview

Same. I need to see a picture demonstrating this thing before I’ll believe it. Pink shimmery lies.

And your coordinator didn’t think to call you with this news when she/he found it out? Were they just expecting you to not notice you didn’t have a wedding cake?

Oh, and that is Link’s shield from the Legend of Zelda in the bottom corner. We cut our cake with the Master Sword. Nerd pride.

Oh, groom’s cakes are so fun! My husband spent his small amount of down time in medical

Ugh. That is terrible. I worked catering for more weddings than I could count, but our policy was that only the catering manager served the newlyweds and they knew full well to NEVER clear a plate without the bride or groom’s direct permission. How I wish the catering company we hired had a similar policy. I don’t…

I ordered special nut-free wedding favors for the entire table my nut-allergic cousin sat at during my reception.

Hooray for birthday BCO!