If Jalopnik wants to review a 228i Msport manual in the SF Bay Area I am all ears...

This is good, Mike, but it really should be on Sub Blog, Jalopnik's new subblog about submarines. Coming soon.

To clarify, if you'd have been going 93 MPH in an active school zone I'd have probably fired you.

New is still very Jalopnik.

I love it how they censored the hand.

Makes sense. People my age generally don't care about cars but they love Audis for whatever reason.

There are two reasons why I'd immediately announce any Ferrari-related defects. Number one is that it would give me something interesting to write about. But most importantly, it would be exciting to witness unrestrained exuberance among the people who hate my Ferrari. The moment I announce the problem, they'd reply…

Did you already move to Philly?

I mentioned that in the last sentence. :)

Backseat drivers are the worst.

Guys. The rear subframe cracks. Like. Come on. The rear subframe cracks. This isn't an automobile you can/should own.

I'm in the area. Feel free to shoot me a message and I can try giving you a hand.

Possible solution...if the SF Scout is still available have either Damon or Torch (or another friend you have in the area) contact the dude independently and just act like they are a local that wants to buy the car. You can wire them the money, they buy the car (if it checks out) you fly out to hang with your Jalop…

an escalade ESV in top trim is going to be pushing 90 grand easy

This guy. Lulz.

I'll stick with VHS 240p

You're calling him an elitist, yet you've resorted to name calling. Take a break from the Internet and take a long, hard look at yourself. Stop bullying people.

$41,290 after Ticketmaster fees

Pro Tip: Stop putting those ugly ass wheels on cars. Please, please stop.

Then BMW's marketing strategy has worked and you suffer.