No. It was an inexpensive three-row AWD wagon for people who don’t have money to piss away. For those of us who use a vehicle as a tool for transportation and not a toy, the Journey is a great bargain, especially with the underfloor storage, which is a life saver for those of use who live in America’s Siberia and need…

Not if he uses Apple Maps.

One day, I will have to explain to my son what this thing is:

To be fair, you should never trust your life to any hydraulic floor jack, Harbor Freight or otherwise.

Sears sold Craftsman to Stanley/Black&Decker and you can get them at Lowes now.

1. If it spins, wear safety goggles or face shield.

50k is the new 30K

I am seriously starting to believe that GM makes the Chevy pickups/SUV’S hideous so they can move more GMC’S. I’ll just take a Yukon, thanks.

It literally looks like it’s missing it’s front end clip.

100% agreed. The whole “If I had kids, I would...” peanut gallery is hilariously wrong. This can apply to anything: cars to buy, letting kids watch the iPad, discipline, what kinds of parent you’d become, exercise, etc. A lifetime ago, I was on that side of the fence, and now, two kids later, I see the light. Having…

I can tell you this (as someone who has kids), I’ll never give up the usefulness/utility/comfort of a minivan for sake of needing to look like every other soccer mom at school by buying a denial minivan.

Wait...you’re making me side with a car dealer?

Car show bro: “I see you got the ham and bread, but no cheese. Those ingredients are worthless without the cheese. I’m getting twin cheese put in mine, I won’t even need bread. ... No, I don’t actually own a sandwich, but my cousin does and he says you don’t need bread.”

I’m a simple man. I see a gif of Anna Kendrick and I star it.

I’m a simple man. I see Anna Kendrick, I star.

Everyone should be required to drive a camry because no one “needs” anything more than that.

It’s hard for people to understand what it’s like to be tall and have two kids in car seats. I used to drive an explorer and my wife had an SRX, there was no freaking way we could have two car seats in the back and still safely fit in the front. Now I drive a 17 Ram 1500 and the wife has a 17 Yukon. They are both big…

Im tall as well, most cars do not have much leg room

Why don’t you put your boat in the water. Where it belongs. Rather than towing it everywhere?

you haven’t been paying attention, there is no satire here.