Who pissed in your Cheerios this morning?

I seem to have something of a front overhang myself now.

close enough?

I was going for a sort of silhouette thing!

And that's how you know you've succeeded in life. Nothing but good people showing up to see you off to the beyond who cared about you and celebrating the fact that they knew you. You don't need fame, or fortune, just people who'll say: "That guy was a great guy.". That's all I want in life, to help people have fun and…

Much trolling. Such skill. Many rustling jimmies.

"Sure, honey, we can get married at a hockey game, but that really isn't what I meant when I said 'no teeth.'"

Holy crap, had I known that would be at C&C. I would have been there!

Here is a pretty well done video that somebody there shot: Link

Walk in the park compared to D.C. drivers. Everyone is.

Mazda6 Diesel is coming... At least that's what they've been saying for over a year.

Honestly, I would too because the Mazda6 has a stick option and is a better handler. I just wish the 6 could be had with a more powerful engine.

Chrysler: To Hit the Bullseye, Sometimes you just Need a Bigger Dart.

The 2015 Chrysler 200: You Won't Groan So Loudly When Alamo Tells You It's All They Have Left.

I am a teacher, and we do not watch live television. The last live TV in my classroom was on September 11th, 2001. There are no parties, "free days", food, gum, candy, or soda. Phones and earphones are out. We don't sit in a circle, talk about our feelings, hold hands, or sing Kumbaya. That is not why they pay me.

It's 2x easier to live with.

Dogs are just the best.

I hate this expression.