What I did know when NBC Sports released me is that my parents did not raise a son who would collect unemployment, and I never have.

Well, to be fair, you either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become a Wizard. Just ask Michael Jordan

I was already 20 when Ichiro joined MLB and I think I’d thought I was years past the part of my life where a professional athlete could ever be the kind of immortal, larger-than-life figure that, say, Michael Jordan or Lawrence Taylor or Martina Navratilova had seemed to be when I was a kid. But Ichiro was—and in lots…

They’re the first mid-major team to make the Final Four since Wichita State in 2013.

This was the best part:

So uhhhhhh....does this mean Belichick has an end date in mind? And McDaniels is heir apparent?

Going to college in Minnesota, I always got a kick out of how every year without fail, in October when it got to 30 degrees it felt cold as fucking balls and then in February/March if it got to 25 degrees, it felt like balmy t-shirt weather. Every year the body would adjust and every year the body would forget.…

No one made the rescuers attempt the rescue. They agreed to do it.

MSU shouldn’t be allowed to have an athletic department anymore. If you fail to maintain a safe environment for your students for more than two decades, you lose the right to participate in college sports.

Let’s be honest here. Edgar Martinez didn’t play for a team I liked or even paid much attention to. In fact, Edgar Martinez had some key hits that adversely affected my team and frequently made me feel bad. So, no, I don’t think he should get into the HOF. Same for Manny Ramirez.

Isn’t this literally what the Fantastic Beast movies are? The first one was pure tripe and the next one has Johnny Depp playing Wizard Hitler so I’m not holding my breath on it being much better.

I think an expansion of the playoff needs to be offset by one fewer regular season game -- you’d basically be rewarding the best unpaid football players with an additional opportunity to have a career-ending injury.

It’s tricky to claim he fit the description of the shooter if there was no shooter.

You have just been blocked by Barnwell

When a powerful U.S. Senator is delivering copies of Pizzagate conspiracy theory manifestos to the director of the FBI, this equivalence will become valid.

I’m sure it was eclectic, rustic, fun, casual, and intimate.