Negative stars for you, tool. The irony of calling Herr Steever entitled is not lost on you, I hope.

Are you more American than you are human?

Is the issue spying on US citizens? Because then the US is a much, *much* bigger threat, as are the UK, Canada, NZ and Australia. 5 Eyes and all. Also Europe. Also Russia. You’re alright with that, I can tell from your words and your smartness.

The difference, is it like playdoh versus a surgeon’s scalpel?

Get the fuck out of here with your race-baiting, loser. He is the epitome of white-as-fuck, alongside many of your favorite stand-up comedians and podcast-hosts. He can say whatever the fuck he wants (just like you) but at the cost of getting ridiculed and/or not being taken serious. Just like you. There was nothing…

Whoppingly American article. Superb-lative.

Amash 2020.

Only when trying to sell one as far as I know.

Let me guess - you’re also the guy who says, “Let me guess — you’re also the guy who says, “Don’t you know he was a child molester,” when someone nearby is humming a Michael Jackson song.” when it’s pretty fucking obvious what the truth is. Michael Jackson was a child molester and made music. Grumpy cat’s owners are…

Both sides eh? We named our Dogo Argentino “Spick”. It was short for Spicktacular Sauce. Because he reminded us of a sauce, and it had nothing to do with us being fucking idiots. 

A caviar caisson =/ a caisson. A caisson means chest, usually implies what you’ll find on wikipedia when you search for caisson. While it’d most likely keep coke dry, it’d be pretty silly to keep an 8 ball in a concrete or steel container the size of a small ship. Pedant away!

... fits of randzerom check engine light.

After doing the math, I can conclude Tesla’s autopilot is about 1750 times more safe than a human pilot. Which seems about right. 

Gendry ends up on the Iron Throne.

Would have been even tougher if I’d have to spend time telling the internet about the philosophical reasons behind what to wear after giving birth, but yes. Thank you for noticing. I hope I didn’t add toughness to yours.

Getrag, not getrag. It’s a brand, eh.

Ah, the age-old but oft forgotten philosophy of after-birth dress. Do you also tell people things that are or are not appropriate to eat/drink/think?

It’s only an antimatter of time before we get hit by an antisharknado.

You trolling?

Well, not really. Pixels Per Inch will indicate how many pixels per inch there are, so it’s in direct relation to how big your pixels are. Your PPI won’t necessarily decrease as your screen size goes up.