EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!

Early front-runner for Scariest Costume, 2015.

I also look exactly like this when I poop.

That baby's all smarm. She's got a plan to sell substandard crap to us all, and I'm on to it.

That baby had Ceelo Green hands.

There is smugness in that adorable smile. I see it. I am not redeemed.

When my husband proposed to me, he waited only an hour after popping the question to tell me he has researched the law in our state and expected the ring back if we broke up.

I think this was last year, but how awesome is Miss Myanmar? I mean, hockey sticks are cool but, it's pretty badass to rock up with a weapon:

"He stuck me with all his things and all our bills. His friends raised money so I could pay for everything."

I threw my wedding band into the pond at the waste water treatment plant and never regretted it.

Miss Venezuela's costume is inspired by the Araguaney, one of our "natural symbols" along with the Turpial (a bird: Icterus icterus) and the orchid (Cattleya mossiae).

What you said. Hockey-game-organ music had to have accompanied this miracle during her walk. I am bursting with pride.

omg what no

In my alternate reality I would wear this to go grocery shopping.

Her hat is the Stanley Cup it looks like.

Your grandmother can snapchat? Man, even I can't do that.

I'm fairly distressed by the fact that he hasn't really happened yet. I feel like he has been doing his thing for a long while and has generally found his audience, but still has yet to really gain the mainstream recognition/acceptance that he deserves.

Sick burn, Pat Sajak.

Sounds like you had the full Kathy Lee experience!

never try and take anything from white people