Pete Davidson, the show's first cast member born in the 90s.

In my bridal insanity, I was going to collect perfectly smooth, round rocks as well and stamp them with our name and wedding date and give them out as wedding favors! I know! I even had a stamp made and everything. Then I came to my senses and decided to just have some rocks on the tables as centerpieces. Hubby and I…

I hope that every anniversary, she gets a card without a return address with a picture of that doll.

At 9 years old I was a junior bridesmaid for my aunt. It was a destination wedding at the Biltmore Estate in NC ... and my entire family from NY drove down in a van. I was wearing a horrendous, custom, pink taffeta gown and my mom decided it was a great time to give her daughter a fucking crew cut... so I looked like…

I hope they played Amy Grant - Hats on repeat.

My best one has to be last year, when I was in my friend Dave's wedding (not his real name). The wedding itself went fine, except for when the lights flickered in the church during the vows and everyone freaked out and the bride's grandmother wanted to start the vows over.

Disagree on the first point - weddings are expensive, so yeah, you either get a +1 or you don't, and that's up to the couple. HOWEVER, SlouchBoots states that the "+1" she added to her RSVP was just another single person who had also been invited to the wedding. So yeah, the bride is kinda a crazy bitch if she…

Yes. Or maybe. Haven't decided. But this was recently and haven't seen them since then. I need some time. And trying not to be (too) bitter. I could've banked the plane tickets, but I was too chicken. So, lesson learned?

WINNAH. The peanuts and choir and hats are a perfect storm of omifuckingGOD.

The wedding mime is the love interest in my version of this film.

When I was eight, I was a junior bridesmaid in my aunt's wedding. After dancing for about two hours straight, I walked up to the (closed) bar and took the entire bottle of maraschino cherries. I walked into the fanciest bathroom I'd ever seen, removed my tights and reclined on the sofa (fanciest bathroom I'd ever…

I don't think I could have dreamed up such a uniquely terrible situation.

I want to see a movie about this wedding.

"Can I just get, like, straight grenadine?"

Priorities.

I have so many questions, Ziggy.

we can sass bc gurl be cray, but she has some PIIIIIIIIIIIIPES. she's wasted on generic pop songs.

Did you remember to include the parts where the exhalation from his nostrils is picked up by the mic?

It's because he's doing homage and she's the real genuine deal. People want their flyover country tales filtered through NPR first. Actual small town folks are hopelessly uncool.

I read this entire thing in Garrison Keeler's voice. He gets all the accolades, she get's all the mockery, but it's the same damn thing.