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I had a similar realization about Shane Co., the jewelry store. It floods the local airwaves with low production value ads starring the owner of Shane Co. who has the charisma of your uncle's very competent accountant. I always assumed they were a local chain with no media savvy until I heard the same ads on the other

"It's uterus, not uterazzi."

Funny. He strikes me more as a tool than a machine.

There's more than one in this crowd.

I'm proud to say that the company that did our wedding reception is part of an Atlanta business initiative to eliminate food waste and fight food insecurity: www.zerowastezone.org

Part of me is convinced he realized he's not that great at poetry/art and is intentionally being a terrible artist as one last troll before he hits the road.

"Hammer everything he loves."

Or the bear assassin she hired and now must get rid of.

Ha! With that attitude, she/he was probably a great Kindergarten teacher!

If she's making so much money, why can't she buy her own beach gear instead of assaulting and stealing from other beachgoers?

Middle aged to elderly white women are able to get away with a hell of a lot.

I felt like they were hoping to pull off confused grandma, and overshot right into angry drunk aunt.

I want to know what happens after the cameras stop rolling! Did he call the cops? Did the old ladies try and beat him up? Did they just get one good slap in and walk away? I NEED ANSWERS!

Well, isn't that ironic? Was it raining on their wedding day?

It's like violently bedazzled.

A real kegerator costs about $100 more. You can get 1/6 th kegs, which are about the size of a commercial soda syrup dispenser cylinder. This lasts 4-6 weeks, depending on how much your friends drink. You can join a brewery near you for discounts on fresh fab beer, for us it's $90 for La Cumbres Elevated IPA (the best

Awwwww, someone's from a part of the country that doesn't have tap houses and microbreweries, enjoy your mayo and a Bud.

But some (most) beers taste completely different on tap even if they are available in bottles or cans. Anyway, I live in an area where every bar (and some liquor stores) has growlers and this is definitely not a hipster type place.

The point is that it's worth mentioning that a woman who can't breastfeed isn't giving her kid poison, the difference is minimal.

We took an amazing trip to Paris and Dublin with our 1.75 year old. Don't write off your life just because you're sharing it with someone new.