submit to the obsessive compulsive beauty that is America's Test Kitchen... Personally I feel glad that the people that work there have found such a healthy outlet for their urges.

It's for your boss or your boss's boss. I don't think it's for your significant other. This is a place where people talk about giving "obligation chocolate" with a straight face. :)

That doesn't seem any less kooky to me. Expensive fruit gifts? I can't...what? Why? Why would you give the gift of fruit?

Could you just learn to write tiny, like those monks who write words on grains of rice?

But can it make calls?

Right back at ya!

THE ILLUSTRATIONS MAKE IT SO MUCH WORSE. WHY ARE ALL THOSE PEOPLE SO MISSHAPEN

I live in Japan and have ¥600.

They do have a list, as there are definite answers and they always specify what source they're using (like OED, UN reports, etc.). And if you say something completely wrong, you get 100 points. Which is bad, because lower scores are better.

her dad was played by Jeffrey Tambor!

I LOVE this logic- our ancestors millions of ears ago didn't wear shoes to run so why should we? Shoes aren't natural!!! Yeah, neither are eye glasses, we should be more natural and give those up.

Jesus Tapdancing Christ, my article IS a blog post. That's what Jezebel is: a blog.

Not gonna lie. When I clicked on this I silently chanted to myself, "Please don't be Rick Bayless, Please don't be Rick Bayless, Please don't be Rick Bayless..."

Sweis... Weiss...?

BUT GAWD MADE HUMANS SPECIAL! GAWD SAYS ONLY HUMANS DESERVE STOLED CHIKEN.

Well, check the many other comments on this article that specifically refer to why it's kind of hard to donate pre-cooked foods to food banks because such things are prohibited by law. That may give you even fewer words.

Classic Simpons #youdontwinfriendswithsalad

YES!!!

Huhh I would have never thought of Katie as ethnic, all but two of the ones I know are white girls.