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    A whole banana? Do they fish it out, or flush it?

    I'm so sorry about your friend.

    Ha. I did not go to commencement, which turned out to be a good choice, at least commencement-speaker wise, for my year.

    My spouse and I got on some anti-choice mailing lists. After emails, phone calls, etc, the only effective way I found was to write a crazy diatribe, and send it back in the paid envelope. They note, however, that if we would put on our own stamp, it would save them money. I never put on a stamp, and made a big deal

    I did not. I'm pretty far from the Texas action.

    Delicious, delicious salt. Made from The Pillar Formerly Known as Lot's Wife.

    Since ladies are allowed freedom over them.

    LifeNews straight-up lies. It really frustrates me to no end that groups and people that claim to being taking this stand for Jesus cannot seem to follow the basic commandment-principle of Don't Lie. Dammit.

    SO BEAUTIFUL ONCE THE GLASSES COME OFF!!! IT'S A HOT GIRL MIRACLE!!!

    The Pencil Shavings one was the worst thing I've ever eaten. I burped pencil shavings for a day.

    I once sent my mom the following text: "Do you like Earl Grey tea?"

    Someone just donated the DVD's to our library. Worth watching? I know no one who can give me an opinion here.

    My mother-in-law will phone me and asked me if I've "checked my machine". She means to ask if I've read my email.

    A friend's neighbor's dog recently ate a tampon out of the garbage. It broke up, expanded, and killed the dog. That's one more reason to always flush! (And yes, I find it gross too, and the few times I've done it I always drip, which is awful.)

    Aha. I like the way you think.

    Does anyone else play the Guess the Cookie Cutter game in stores, where you hold up the cookie cutter (and hold it at a wrong angle) and see who can guess the shapes fastest? The mystery ones nobody can figure out are always so frustrating.

    And here I thought that was his "going to my Red Hat Ladies club luncheon" hat.

    The missing word really brought the quality of his post down for me.

    CTV has a brief on-screen caption last week about how "Alan Thicke's song banned from YouTube". I laughed at the thought.

    Thanks! Sadly, I'm a country girl, and the nearest city has not-excellent shopping. Also: Canada. I appreciate the recommendations, though!