It still makes you a shitty neighbor by society’s standards.

Those aren’t USA-specific statistics, sadly.

fixed it for ya lol

idk who’s more cold-blooded...him for doing it or you for thinking of it? lol

But perhaps no one was helped more than young Patrick Redford, who otherwise would just be remembered as the guy who said “the rest of the card will suck.”

I’d rather live in a place with snow, than in the world’s largest final waiting room. 

Only in a rotary Mazda can you be a fan boy and shit talk your own car at the same time and everyone gets the joke...

If I learned anything from playing Mario Tennis is that, hitting your opponent is a surefire way of winning the point.

Fanboys on Tesla forums are probably losing their minds now. 

Honestly, with all the scandals and such and how things have been called.

Propane is a dangerous Element if not handled carefully.

I’d disagree that it’s limited to “old ladies”. 

Hang on while I print this comment, xerox it, then use it as kleenex.

Glad to see I’m not the only one who had that thought. 

If you're actually driving home in a wetsuit you're doing it wrong.

I think Audi is going for a model that the bumpers don’t fall off to compensate for slightly slower 0-60 times.

For reference:

Um, I’m pretty sure stealing a QBing job was the central plot of the original Ace Ventura film.

Good, that’s 75 vape bros we don’t have to worry about.

Note that Cat 5 (or 4, or 3) is ONLY a metric for wind speed.  A small hurricane with high winds and relatively light rain could be a Cat 5 but far less damaging than a larger hurricane with more rain but lower wind, due to the greater area covered, and more total water dumped/flooding.