And don't forget the feeling of superiority when parking next to a WRX at the vape shop.

That must have required a lot of overnight parts from Japan.

I wish I could star this twice, once because I agree, and again for the totally relatable mistake you made

What? No sexy octopus?

Bro-dozers are common, and many of my friends have them. A sizable percentage of them are great people.

Rolls Royce Cumagain?

Can you get COTD by commenting on a COTD result? Because in this case you should.

“The Land Rover Cullinan provides ample room for a quick wank when your High-Class Escort is done with her duties and is in the accompanying seat. Observe.”

“Catchy tune, I like it!”- Ethel Merman

The BMI is an outdated crock of shit. The weight it wants me at would make me look like fucking Skeletor.

i think its gonna get myspaced, though whether that happens anytime soon or in a decade is an open question. they certainly seem to be very anxious about that possibility.

Train station in Chicago, guy said he and his family were trying to get home and “ran out of money”. I pulled out $20 to get to my $5 and he snatched that 20 and ran off yelling “KELLY, WE CAN GO HOME!”

Maybe not jail but it baffles me that they’d still have a job as policemen. Isn’t this incident proof enough that they’re not cut out for this? At least made them do desk job and never give them a gun to use in the field ever again. If a taxi driver hit a pedestrian, you think he’d still be driving that taxi with that…

On the other hand, a trailer for hauling cargo that also comes with a range-extending generator might be something U-Haul et al offer in years to come.

The problem with Harleys is the same problem with Corvettes.....

You spend all your life from your childhood wanting one until you can finally (barely) afford one only to realize that everyone else has one and you are once again indistinguishable from the masses.

So you spend $20k modding it only to realize that you…

The documents read to me as likely buying the enclosures, rather than the cameras themselves. So there’d be more. But yes, I get the feeling that this is a relatively small purchase and there is likely a lot more of this going on less easily found.

Sounds like you've got yourself a semi. 

Anything with a hatch is more versatile.