The only tape I care about is the pee tape Russia has on Trump. So Omarosa, please deliver that tape. Or disappear. I’m fine with either.

David, when did you get a Ford Explorer?

That halo saved him from wearing a permanent halo. 

You list needs more Ajit Pai

A sponsor that needs his daddy’s money.

If I could line up him, Martin Shkreli, Mitch McConnell, Milo Yiannopoulos and Stephen Miller I would just go down the line with a spade sledgehammer.

If I could line up him, Martin Shkreli, Mitch McConnell, Milo Yiannopoulos and Stephen Miller I would just go down the line with a spade.

His face looks like it would benefit from a good punch or two.

Haas F1: “The checks from Santino’s father have continued to clear.”

And because we aren’t children, we didn’t draw a dick at the first opportunity that we got.

I was thinking the same thing.  That his spine is probably ready to rupture and his pelvis is crushed.  

Everyone who vapes is a piece of shit. Prove me wrong.

I think the correct term is “dip-shits”.

They’ll give you the bare minimum to shut you up. Then I, a reasonable person behind you, will approach them, bemoan what an asshole you were being and get twice the perks.

Stand by.

Cool story Hansel.

Be sure to buy ‘smart’ tires.

I would trade Zimbabwe the Donald, Don Jr., Eric, Ivanka, Jared, Pence, Mnuchin, and Jeff Sessions for some guys uncle.

“what is the theoretical fastest time around the nurburgring” “42.”