Deserves more stars

All you guys are just pinning for attention....

Squirrel just wanted the cones to go on a Journey.

On a daily basis I’m realizing that my empathy for animals is growing and my understanding of people is dwindling. I’m pretty sure that the exact time was when the last male rhino was poached. “humans” aren’t exactly an endangered species.

He says he’s been daily-driving his new sports car for three weeks, and plans to continue to do so

yeah man I once saw a guy get stabbed to death with nothing more than the key to a 1981 Cutlass Brougham and a 9" Bowie knife

Chill out dude. We all need a little comedy, you especially.

Ya’ll keep doing that, as if we can’t see right through that act.

How long is it before these idiots kill somebody? I hate telling everybody to get off my lawn, but this asshattery is not cool.

I vote NP.

My only real problem with them other than the fact that they’re unremitting assholes is that watching cars drive around in their parking lot makes me claustrophobic.

Does Jalopnik get kickbacks from reposting this site’s stuff? It’s boring and unoriginal, maybe they would get out of their parking lot one of these days...

You’re still here. We can see you.

The game of Lava, Mustang, Crowds is a lot like Rock, Paper, Scissors.

Your dad is a boss.

Ran when parked

My Dad once swung a big block Roadrunner around to fit in a tight parking space by doing a burnout (The car was huge and had a crap turning radius for where we were trying to park it). Looked right at me and said “Don’t do that”

Thanks asshole. Finally had time to sit down and watch my VHS copy of Empire Strikes Back with my kid and now he is crying because you ruined it.

I really wish the headline of this article was ‘Spoiler Alert’.