Oh indeed...

UK Update:

Oh for fuck’s sake.

Yep! This statement isn’t about optics; it’s about campaign finance law violations. They’re starting to get really nervous about the details, because they can see actual criminal charges in their future. They never cared about details before. Trump’s like, “Pay her off. I don’t care which checkbook, just pay her…

“We have other things to do.”

I’m not sure I’ve ever seen an administration lie so badly. Perhaps you could argue Bush’s excuse to invade Iraq, but I think Trump tops it because they lie about everything so much.

cool—thanks

I was worried there for a moment. But you nailed the dismount spectacularly. Gold star for you!

“Paint me like one of your French military parades”

Interesting fact about your choice of wording:

Could be worse. Donald Trump could be president right now.

My ideals ALCS involves the Red Sox, the Yankees and a meteor.

If you said xenophobic, they would probably think that meant somebody who doesn’t like the Alien movies.

This is one of them there shithole cuntries I hear tell about. I ain’t real sure which one, but we gonna be bombing one of them Korears pretty damn soon!!! God bless our presadent!!!

JFC.

“Definitely Not Murder Someone”

Wow, thanks. I was foolishly expecting there to be some actual thought involved, but I guess not.