Actually "Hole Reunion" is metaphor for when they have to cut between your hoo-haa and your Bum-bum while giving birth.
At least that's what their music always made me feel like.

My parents are middle class, but they methodically killed my buzz.

Bean > Turtle. Hat > Mittens. Face > Foot. The Fad Five more often photographed than Jesus.

Without that turtle I didn't recognize Courtney at first.
But then it wasn't Lindsay Lohan and I deduced that it could only be her.

I forgot you are also of the female persuasion. My apologies…
Now… how about a drink and a C-string, huh?

No wait, they should make the front have a little hook you can put your pussy-ring on… That'll be the end of life as we know it, I assume.

Yeah, there's no reason an anorexic baked potato needs an orange peel down there.

Until that chick you get a boner for wears it and SUDDENLY it's a valid piece of equipment.

Or a massive penis.

Trust me, if I were to walk around in public with this, I'd be so clenched even Joe Rogan couldn't pull that out of my crack.

I strongly disagree. Both me and my girlfriend look spectacularly arousing naked. When the light is right. And it's summer. And not during my period. And after shaving. And with a bit of makeup. And after checking for all sorts of blemishes. And not in the morning. And not around noon. And not on a full stomach. And…

So… is a butt plug clothes now? Because I am in no mood to go shopping for a swim suit this year.

Seems appropriate. The moon did glow last night. Pretty sure my grass grew too.

Still cheaper than buying all that on DVD tho… Granted, shows I really love I will buy anyways, especially with Netflix's weird deletion of stuff every now and then (How expensive are hard drives?), but in general, for just watching it once… can't really beat Netflix.

No, that's just Yivo. -gasp- Which sounds like Tivo!!!
I smell a conspiracy.

I was going to write the same thing. A lot of people I know dropped cable from their 3in1 package and only kept Internet and VoiP phone.
I save about $40 a month not watching warmed up diarrhea, which I spend on Netflix and the odd DVD.

Ever since Lobster's cabin in central Montana became its own sovereign nation, he's been too fine to come around here.
Probably busy declaring hatred on this and that.

And the only non-white person in Palestine says "Daaaaamn".
Probably Keegan Michael Key.

Oh, so when a woman's vagina bleeds, it's all honky dory, but when some guy's penis is oozing blood, it's a fucking crisis…
I find that offensive.
That makes me want to burn a bra, which reminds me of the time in college where I actually did that, but I had bought a cheaper and slightly bigger bra to seem a bit more…

"Also I am sure I could be a lot more pretentious and obnoxious if I hadn't been in that bullshit, direct-to-video SciFi movie where they find ruins on Mars and air and shit," thinks Gallo after.