Needs more digital shockwaves.

I don't know… is there a saying beyond "Too many cooks…"?

Actually, I just found the one possibly boon to these.

A prestige class.

I was going to make a "Mayo'n'Egg'Roll" joke. Can I ethically make a "Mayo'n'Egg'Roll" joke?

@avclub-2bc89f96d5af36cd7c598b934297491f:disqus : I can tell you what finger I'd put it on.

Well, somebody wake me up when it's okay to wear a latex anus on your jewelry. At least then I have something to say to the creators of this dreck.

Personally I prefer e-Necromancy. And so does the Raven Queen… or Nerull, for the older crowd.

All I know when my finger and a vagina interact, it's more fun that this bullshit.

How androgynous looking do you have to be to manifest your gender by wearing a gelatin-y mockup of your privates on your hand?
Should I just wear a t-shirt that says "woman" on it, so people don't get confused?
Uch… the shit that gets sold under the guise of being empowering makes me want to puke.

Yeah, pretty sure they used to call people like her "extras"…

So is that the new thing? You can't find an actress terrible if you're in the majority, because then you're just being pissy?
It's fine if you like her, but I still think she sucks. She's way overused and propped into roles she can't fill. At some point we're going to have to accept that people like different things…

How could I not remember her tour-de-force performance in… I am so apathetic due to this article, I can't even bring up the bile to be snarky.
Someone finally rename him Judd Apathetow…

Wouldn't that make her the older, but new Christine Taylor?

Well… they all smell of seafood, the Montana wilderness and hate… how hard can it be to figure out.

Combine that with the weird gasping sound when you sit down and you're basically James Gandolfini.

Good times. Anything costing Lobster some more nerve is good times usually.

It's insane this guy's taint.

I made this exasperated, tired-sounding exhale… I think they might want to sample it for the soundtrack… So not into this.

Can Malin Akerman be nude instead? I'd know what I am getting and it's always worked so far.