This better have been kickstarted. Nostalgia for shoddy retro gaming gear is only cool if it was kickstarted!

Just wait for the "Words with Friends - Gameshow Hour - Based on the famous boardgame based on the famous game based on the famous book based on the famous language based on the famous cave-man grunt."
It'll be good enough to blow your brains out.

-sues Scrawler for a big box of nothing-

-sues Scrawler for a big box of nothing-

How is "Money Shot" by Helmet not in this?
Harumph.

How is "Money Shot" by Helmet not in this?
Harumph.

Sometimes I don't even know you, Hobbes.

Sometimes I don't even know you, Hobbes.

The blue parts of the map are obviously the land.

The blue parts of the map are obviously the land.

I always thought he looks a bit like what the prettiest guy at a Dane Cook convention would look like. Sort of like a babe, but also terribly bro-tastic.

Only if you give her a lying down hug at the same time.
Read the bible.

Only if you give her a lying down hug at the same time.
Read the bible.

Time to think up a fun safeword.

Time to think up a fun safeword.

One on't cross beams gone owt askew on treadle.

One on't cross beams gone owt askew on treadle.

Could you do that a bit slower, Squadron Leader?

Could you do that a bit slower, Squadron Leader?

It beats how many times you can say "Chicken Fucker".