It beats how many times you can say "Chicken Fucker".

A book full of phallic references to submarines, missiles and guns or the Big Butt Book… you be the judge.

A book full of phallic references to submarines, missiles and guns or the Big Butt Book… you be the judge.

Due to popular demand, you'll find it's "irregardlessly" now.

Due to popular demand, you'll find it's "irregardlessly" now.

…but he'll receive leniency for not appearing in the Total-Recall-reboot.

…but he'll receive leniency for not appearing in the Total-Recall-reboot.

How much is that in Danzigs?

How much is that in Danzigs?

Congratulate her for pulling out of Mummy 3?

Congratulate her for pulling out of Mummy 3?

Yeah, it's a bit like an STD for porn actors. It's not great, but it's virtually unavoidable.

Yeah, it's a bit like an STD for porn actors. It's not great, but it's virtually unavoidable.

No kidding. I stuck my head out of the tent at Roskilde and drank some Baltic rainwater, that was enough.

No kidding. I stuck my head out of the tent at Roskilde and drank some Baltic rainwater, that was enough.

Once again, it's time for "Oversharing with DBag". And here's our hoooost….

Once again, it's time for "Oversharing with DBag". And here's our hoooost….

Well, we are only a handful of lawsuits away from knives declaring "Do not ram into human skull" on the blade.

Well, we are only a handful of lawsuits away from knives declaring "Do not ram into human skull" on the blade.

Closely followed by the Moon… that alabaster retard.