I could do with a little less car-pushing on Fringe, I know that much.

Wow… way overblowing it on the ironically funny "racial" humor there maybe?
I do enjoy a good joke about Germans, but this is a bit thick in the density-department, isn't it?
Shame on you, Sean. We might have to send you to camp this summer… AND WE'RE BACK!

"Season 3: damaged idiotic DA in love with Dexter's dark side"

The show definitely has lost the all important 42-75yo Archivist demographic.

… in Africa, I am sure.

Has any reasonable post ever included the words "Your're all just jealous…"?
Seriously, you can tell me, I'm a collector of rare hyperbole.

I just hope he Pullos out in time…
-self-groan-
I feel dirty.

Also you left out "eating a healthy meal and putting on a few attractive pounds, then returning to the room and bouncing around naked"…
It really won't work for me without that.

This is missing a pasted-in shotgun.

Why am I reading this naked?

Yeah, with a veal and Parmesan hoagie.

NO TOUCHING!

[rimblow]

No, mind you, Lindsay is wearing her Spread Eagle Brand underwear.

I have a vacuum pump and a hammer, I'll let you know in a mi -MOOB-

Julius Sees Her, turns around, leaves room.

Yeah, I ordered like a month ago… who do you use for shipping, man?

Even in 2012 Burton looks better.
-hides shovel-
Just trust me on that.

Pepperidge Farm remembers… but Pepperidge farm isn't just going to keep it to itself.

Mind you, any piece of wood…