I went back to see Will Ferrel both being abused by a 4 year old and having his head smashed in with a baseball bat by Craig Robinson.
Otherwise… not so much.

Oh, you're just the worst type of person… -pouts-

I am going to keep doing Malin Akerman if no on stops me…

It's not death, it's worse. It's pre-life.

Watching Charlize Theron practically pee herself is confusingly onturning.

Yeah, but he was handing out blow to the wives of much more talented comedians, so he didn't have time to sign anything.

It's more insulting than Native Hair Tampons, but it dresses itself better.

I really wanted that.

Well, I hate the smell of farts and the smell of Febreeze, but they do battle until both are usually dead… We can always just make hippie pie and stay at home, not watching this. Perhaps they will just destroy each other also.

AV Club ads… Personally I am still angry at my regular digestion for somehow being related to that fiber-ad.

@avclub-9058caaf8b66c9653f2662f03183a019:disqus : Pff, it's just a peninsula.

Call it female intuition, but I think HBO has a show called "Veep" coming up… Just sort of came to me after I awoke from an ad-induced coma.

I hope you have thick skin, pal. I assume it won't be pretty.

Played by Swift they'd all sound the same anyways. She'll also portray Tito Puente, Gloria Estefan and Prince.

Ah, casting… I can't wait for the Stevie Nicks movie once she dies. I hear Sinbad is waiting for the call.

Feel-around might actually save it.

Goin' to the dentist?

A sad truth. Mind you, ranting about how off-the-mark she is in most people's opinion most of the time is one of the more acquired pleasures of the AV Club.

Her brother Malle Bolger didn't do too well either.

I recommend Coleman Francis. At least he had the narration down.
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"Man on the moon…"