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It’d make the PERFECT sleeper. A wild, twin turbo 5.0, with intakes from the inner two headlights. Very quiet exhaust. Lots of suspension upgrades. Keep the wheel covers, but get some wide steel wheels and tires for the rear. Purge the nitrous through those silly side vents. DONE.

I would hate waking up one day realizing I bought a Corvette instead of a 911

What you say in “verdict” is spot on. I don’t really think there’s any bad cars in the 100K sports car category, it’s really down to what will make the owner happy.

All the G35/G37's around here are slammed and stanced and piped and driven by backwards flat-brimmed wearing bro douches

It won’t matter if we reopen - demand is gone and consumer confidence is shaken. A lot of the SV companies have their financial analysts projecting revenue in the coming months and have axed huge numbers of their workforce in preparation. Many of these are leading indicators for other industries - retail, transport,

Everyone is SO ready for “this thing to be all over”.  I have a feeling that we’re in for a TON of fluctuations.  While people are acknowledging the possibility of a “second wave”. I don’t think we’re prepared for the fallout of all of this that will remain.  

“Have we got the guy for you!” - United States of America

Wait 6 months. You thought the deals on new cars were good before? Wait till the 2nd wave of coronavirus creates a 2nd wave of unemployment. Unless a working vaccine is created, this virus is following the Spanish Flu trajectory very closely. And it was the 2nd wave that did the most damage. 

Maybe I’m paranoid.

Combined with a rare burst of responsible consumer spending? With 10% of the population on unemployment, people aren’t running out to acquire a new (to them) vehicle.

Neutral: How am I?
I think this thing is really starting to have a major impact on my mental well-being.
I live across the country from my parents. Both of whom are older with health issues. I will probably not be able to see them until this thing is done. I am glad I went to see them in January. I went because my

Dialed your triggered attitude back a little, cowboy. I had to re-read First Gear three times until I just decided that you’re reading further into this than what’s actually there. There is no animosity towards trucks in there. I see a bit of surprise in the consistent sales numbers, but this particular article is

In the midwest, 90% of people that drive trucks are still idiots

In the midwest, 90% of people that drive trucks are still idiots

Yeah, it’s hard reading this article as biased against trucks. Unless those reading it come with their own bias against the author.

Truck bros on here are thin skinned mutherfuckers.   Ya don’t like it?  Then don’t read it.  Goddamn, it ain’t that hard. 

For the tough image they like to present these guys are really sensitive and always consider themselves victims as they willingly piss away $40 grand on a truck they don’t need.

It’s Jalopnik’s morning news round up. I think they can handle it however they decide to do so lol.

We get it. You don’t like trucks. In a little over a month, you have posted three articles implying trucks are terrible. Don’t buy one.

I loved proper jeeps growing up and always wanted one.