This shit has to stop. And I'm not talking about the protesting.

You have got to shut the fuck about Mahomes. He throws over thirty times a game for a pass-happy team with no D that bangs against scrubs and gets boat-raced by ASU. He might end up being the next Brady, but he’s just as likely to end up being the next Colt Brennan.

The best part is the off-camera voice saying “He deserved it” and a feeling of general consensus among everyone standing around him. Las Vegas is going to be SO much better with this team!

Look at that home record. They hate St Louis as much as the rest of us do.

I’ll let the other fan know...

Aubrey decommitted when they addressed the thank you note to Drake.

Don’t tell me that. My wife is on oxy after a C-Section. I’m...not totally comfortable with how well it works.

The United States of ... Whatever!

Oh SHIT, it’s Darren Sharper!

LAWYER: You can never go back to Brazil.
Lochte: Man, but I really enjoyed Europe!

Zachary D. Manprin: Cardinal Fan or Schiano Man?

Dear Lilly King;

“I miss dust!”
- Michael Irving

I guess I just don’t understand why this WYTS article has words, and isn’t just this:

Can we get Aroldis Chapman to throw a ball with a running start and crow-hop? What's the sound barrier again?

Don’t forget Riley Cooper, Cam Newton, and Will Hill. Real bunch of upstanding citizens on those Florida teams.

If the Earth were round, Giancarlo Stanton’s dingers would go straight into outer space. Think about it, you guys.

Tanked off of two Bud Light Platinums is really something you’d expect from a GT student not a UGA one.

The NBA’s dress code was never about Iverson and “thug” imagery. It was a pre-emptive strike to ensure Duncan never showed up in jorts.