“No shit.”

And unlike their now-departed NFL team, their police actually hit their targets in the chest (or back).

Whatever, Samer. Even diehards will acknowledge that the 2016 Cardinals season is pretty much done and dusted, and that Cards fans are now going to focus all their rooting energy on their second favorite team, the police.

“That’s some great pool ring!”

fielders shifted to left field when he batted

As a lifelong NYK’s fan, I cannot wait to watch all 37 games Rose is able to play next year.

“Shut up.”

-Buffalo

“So you’re saying I have a chance?”

Build the fence higher and make RG3 pay for it!

If you follow French Pro Basketball like I do, you’d know the drop off in quality from the NBA isn’t all that much.

Don't worry. Goodell has already suspended the account.

The “Park” here is more in reference to the traffic that will come to the area around the stadium to listen to the games on the radio while stuck in their cars.

“Whaddaya mean, ‘SunTrust Park doesn’t count’? It’s got ‘park’ right there in the name!”
-Cobb County commissioners

Just let all the rec-league softball teams that used to use the parks, play instead at the new stadium. Braves fans would appreciate the upgrade in the quality of play actually.

It’s going to be awfully hard to play soccer in ice skates.

Bravo to KWTX!

Nice job by alum Logan Verrett reminding us of the good ‘ol days when Baylor athletes were only known for being shitty at their sports.

JPP similarly easy to at Giant games, as he never chooses scissors.