Well whoop de damn doo.

sometimes I wonder if he’s the biggest waste of talent in NBA history. I can’t think of a better example. If he accepted being a role player he would be so dangerous. But I want him nowhere near my team.

Nice to see Tom Brady multi-tasking in his offseason.

Several teams have expressed interest, but the dog’s agent has made it clear his client will only play for Lindy Ruff.

Gotta give them credit for showing their cards here and trusting Gottlieb not to steal them.

What exactly this means—what a full triangle is—is as unclear as ever.

Yeah but the NFL is obviously fixed, and wrestling is real.

Yes, you’re right. It definitely is not a sports entertainment promotion featuring musclebound men wearing sparkly spandex costumes slamming each other around for spectacle. It’s some whole other, more serious thing.

You magnificent son of a bitch.

If you disgorge an antelope, does that mean it’s a cantaloupe?

I thought these two were part of the story.

Penn State? Jerry Sandusky?

Wow, what a bunch of THUGS

Great that we won or great that we made it to fucking DEADSPIN!?!?!?

I want that on my tombstone.

“See you later savages.”

Epic.

Ken Bone, the undisputed winner of last night’s debate

Rocket McFadden is totally voting Hillary.