Can we get Aroldis Chapman to throw a ball with a running start and crow-hop? What's the sound barrier again?

Because fuck New Jersey. Makes about as much sense as any infrastructure decision.

This isn’t NYC though.

Considering the current state of the Tappan Zee it’s a miracle the bridge didn’t crumble into dust on contact.

Don’t forget Riley Cooper, Cam Newton, and Will Hill. Real bunch of upstanding citizens on those Florida teams.

If the Earth were round, Giancarlo Stanton’s dingers would go straight into outer space. Think about it, you guys.

Tanked off of two Bud Light Platinums is really something you’d expect from a GT student not a UGA one.

The NBA’s dress code was never about Iverson and “thug” imagery. It was a pre-emptive strike to ensure Duncan never showed up in jorts.

“No shit.”

And unlike their now-departed NFL team, their police actually hit their targets in the chest (or back).

Whatever, Samer. Even diehards will acknowledge that the 2016 Cardinals season is pretty much done and dusted, and that Cards fans are now going to focus all their rooting energy on their second favorite team, the police.

“That’s some great pool ring!”

Patent Examiner/ former Patent Attorney here: One day back at the firm, my managing partner called me into his office to let him know that someone had called him about filing a patent. This person had (sigh) been on a “vision quest” with a shaman, and taken hallucinogens which (sigh) caused him to travel forward in…

fielders shifted to left field when he batted

As a lifelong NYK’s fan, I cannot wait to watch all 37 games Rose is able to play next year.

“Shut up.”

-Buffalo

Build the fence higher and make RG3 pay for it!

If you follow French Pro Basketball like I do, you’d know the drop off in quality from the NBA isn’t all that much.