The “Park” here is more in reference to the traffic that will come to the area around the stadium to listen to the games on the radio while stuck in their cars.

“Whaddaya mean, ‘SunTrust Park doesn’t count’? It’s got ‘park’ right there in the name!”
-Cobb County commissioners

Just let all the rec-league softball teams that used to use the parks, play instead at the new stadium. Braves fans would appreciate the upgrade in the quality of play actually.

It’s going to be awfully hard to play soccer in ice skates.

Bravo to KWTX!

Nice job by alum Logan Verrett reminding us of the good ‘ol days when Baylor athletes were only known for being shitty at their sports.

JPP similarly easy to at Giant games, as he never chooses scissors.

I too remember playing Rock, Paper, Scissors at Met games as a kid. My favorite player to compete with by far, was Dwight Gooden. He was always so easy to beat, as he went for the rock every single time.

CALEB JOSEPH: Ball one!

“Yeah, but then he got to sit down, maybe grab a little 3rd dinner, and chill for the rest of the game. And he didn’t have to run anymore. Who’s laughing now?”

“Injury report: We can’t say who, but a member of the Bills’ coaching staff just put his foot in his mouth. ”

I’m a Jets fan. I’m already there.

Go to hell.

I was watching this weekend’s NYCFC vs RBNY game, thought Pirlo was doing a Valderrama tribute, but without any of the needle threading passes.

I think, when he hit that dinger a few weeks ago, he should have taken the bat with him, walked around the bases, and when he crossed the plate, slam the bat down, take a bow, walk off the field and clean out his locker for good.

When asked about it in the clubhouse after the game, he just laughed it off.

This is cool, but I can’t wait for the day a home plate umpire gets fed up and caves-in Murphy’s face like a fire extinguisher in a French sex club.

Not as convincing as when he deked Mets fans into thinking he was going to catch that ground ball in Game 4.

“I used to lay in my twin bed at night and wonder where my brother was.” - Mitch Hedberg

Yeah, and you bet on them. I’ll cheer louder for mites on ice with five bucks on the line than I will for an NHL game.