THIS SO MUCH

One of the most exhausting and frustrating things in the whole entire world is a privileged white person with oppressive political views getting bent out of shape because someone reasonably makes the logical connection from those political views to personal beliefs and calls her out on it.

Any statement on sexual assault from Donald should begin with “I’m deeply sorry for all of the times I’ve sexually assaulted women” and should end with his resignation. Otherwise, shut the fuck up.

I am not Catholic, but my theory is that if there is a loving and benevolent God, we totally did not understand what she/he was trying to tell us and just went off and did our own thing. Perhaps we are not God’s children. Perhaps we are God’s cats. God says, “Love thy neighbor,” and we hear, “Knock that full water…

I think most men think all women want to have sex with them.

“take off ur cardigan... take off ur second cardigan”

To give you a sense of how much Republican lawmakers care about women, take this vignette from Senator Pat Roberts today. When asked by a TPM reporter if he supported repealing Obamacare, Roberts sarcastically responded, “I wouldn’t want to lose my mammograms.”

Not to mention, Biglaw firms are notorious for giving you leave (which they do to stay competitive with each other) and then driving new mothers out by being utterly inflexible about the punishing hours and the “work first” philosophy. Not that he would notice or care about that factor, it’s clearly just sneaky women…

I was trying to buy a cardigan online yesterday, like a regular cardigan with buttons, and I had to sift through so many “cold shoulder cardigans” which is just obnoxious. I want my cardigans to have shoulders.

fucking Christians. You fuckers eat the “body and blood of Christ.” I am way more afraid of cannibals than I am of Muslims practicing their faith.

When protesters are actually paid then we’ll be able to afford to strike - I will refrain from shopping.

Yeah this is bad, but did they hear about Trump’s electoral college win?

The enemy of my enemy is my newspaper.

Do you remember in Harry Potter when Voldemort was being really super mean to the Malfoy’s and you were like, “sucks to be y’all. Prolly shouldn’t have hung out with wizard Nazis.”

I am so tired of these people. All of them. I don’t have the energy for witty jokes or searching down funny gifs. I hate everyone of my fellow white people who voted for this piece of shit and his corrupt disgusting family. I dream of them all burning to death. I can’t even imagine how it must be for PoC to live with…

Despite Ivanka being friends with Chelsea Clinton for a number of years, Trump & Kushner also didn’t realize that on January 21st the Whitehouse would be empty because Obama’s staff was leaving with Obama. They thought the Presidency was just like a business & the people who ran things for Obama would be running…

Jared Kushner looks like the perfect, caring fiancé in a L&O SVU episode who is later revealed to have been kidnapping all those brunettes and dressing them up in his late mother’s clothes.

I’m not giving them any cookies cause really 33 seasons but I’m happy because I already know all the racist fans of the show are pissed and that brings me joy

The female orgasm is fake news.