Orthorexia is an eating disorder where you’re obsessed with the purity of your food and parents definitely impose it on their children. And Orthorexics are often recovering anorexics.

Okay, I want to say something a little bit controversial here...

Marc Jacobs, Marc Jacobs, Marc Jacobs...!

I have a CTA fare card with $14 on it. Or an Oyster card with £15 on it. That’s the extent of my liquid wealth. Either is yours for the taking.

I was going to say “Culkin’ed”.

I hope that kid is committed to show business in a serious way because otherwise strapping your entire family’s financial security to the back of an 11 year old seems really cruel and gross.

Poor girl. She’s gonna get Lohan’d if no one is careful with her.

Haha!

Yeah this whole thing is giving me the heebs

a f’en greed.

Same. All sorts of red flags...

This left me feeling gross. She’s a kid for fucks sake. She shouldn’t be saving her family from bankruptcy.

but that would take some thought. look who we’re talking about.

I guarantee that’s a phrase that has been in Pence’s mouth before. “Whip that Mexican thing out, Pedro, I ain’t got all night!”

God if Hillary said 25% of the things Trump said she would be deemed a “crazy bitch” and universally reviled (instead of just reviled by 60% or so).

Could have come prepared like Wendy Davis.

Nah. Palin wouldn’t be doing any better than Trump (and would likely be doing slightly worse, seeing as Trump’s countless misogynistic statements/actions seem to reverberate nicely with his core supporters, which, if logic follows, means they would have trouble voting for a woman).

Now I’m thinking about Cheney with a boner. Thanks.

The Sarah Palin impersonation is indeed Tina Fey’s finest hour, isn’t it?

And, in truth, Dick Cheney was probably allowed to sit because he is legally dead.