“My roommate started a fight with me over fruit-storage techniques.”

You sound like a freshman roommate one of my friends had. He described the guy as a “compulsive masturbator,” and further added, “If I left the room for more than 15 seconds, I was always sure to knock before I came back in.”

Freshman year roommate only played text-based RPG’s, stopped going to class, lived in a mound of his dirty laundry and cafeteria trays and one morning I woke up and everything was gone. Moved out. Really nice guy, though!

+1 placenta falling to the floor

This won’t make the cut, but in terms of College Roommate Nuisance Stories, one of my two other freshman roommates played Live’s Throwing Copper the entire year. That is not an exaggeration. That album played at least once a day, for the entire year. For anyone wondering how long it takes to get sick of Live, it’s…

Eh, I can see a (relatively) normal kid with an active imagination doing something like this after reading My Side of the Mountain or something like that. He didn’t torture and mutilate an animal just for kicks--it sounds like he found the dead squirrel, and for whatever reason, his first thought was “I better take…

Animals are made out of meat. It’s why they are so tasty.

Grover Norquist, failed comedian/running joke.

It’s crazy that he gets away with making fun of Rosie O’Donnell for being fat when she’s no more overweight than he is.

As evidenced by more than one lawsuit brought by the justice department well before he was even considering going into politics, I don’t think it’s particularly accurate to claim that his racism is mostly for show

Bigly

That’s because his racism and xenophobia are more for show than anything, they win him points with the true believers. His disdain for women is directly related to the fact that he sees them only as trophies to mark his status amongst his peers. And trophies are to be seen and not heard.

But is Rosie more obnoxious than Trump?

Ya, but do you hate her so much that you can’t help but bring her up in random conversations and political debates?

I’m related to many of these people it makes me want to cry.

That was a particularly cringe-worthy moment of the debate for me, but part of me wished that Hillary had turned to him, stone-faced, and asked “What would you have said, Donald? Please feel free to say it here”. As embarrassing as it would have been for (undeservedly) her and (deservedly) Bill, she really could have…

See what happened there?

Put his coke dealer in the front row. That would be far more distracting.

Now try to process that not only do some people think he’s qualified to serve as president, but that share of people is approaching 45% of the electorate.

Have we considered that Hillary Clinton should DEFINITELY have Rosie O’Donnell in the front row for the next debate, but not publicised, and as a surprise? Because if Ms O’Donnell is willing to be there, I think that would make Trump show America his arse even more than he did last night.