This was my understanding too, but I literally could not believe I was right.

10/10, would buy your trashy ladymag

Is it okay if I- white, straight, male- play this game, too? Because I like it!

And - it’s only for married mothers, not for single women!!

He could have looked at literally any employment contract that included maternity benefits to get a better policy.

barf, OMG this is good, but barf

23 body sculpting tips that will have your dad drooling.

She’s also very pretty, and ::cough:: successful in business ::cough until I choke::

30 Dirty Tricks to Heat Up Your Voting Booth! (Hint: at least two involve ice cubes.)

no my dear, sorry, we only care about how to stay skinny and how to get a dick.

Ugh. It’s just amazing that a presidential fucking candidate could put out a policy so obviously poorly thought out. Not limiting it to maternity leave, and providing for leave for newly adoptive parents is common fucking sense for anyone who thinks about this for more than a minute. What Trump proposed is basically a…

Cosmo was in a perfect position to do this. Everyone, including Ivanka, thinks they’re a dumb ladymag full of nothing but penis touching tips and other questionable advice, but their political reporting is actually pretty damn good.

Yes Ivanka, Cosmo readers do and should care about issues impacting women and children (and families of all kinds) which is why they fucking asked you those questions.

I wonder about this a lot too- but I imagine that it will eventually be subject to the child actor/model policies. If someone cannot legally consent to their likeness to be used to promote something, their parents are legally allowed to make that decision for them. However, there should be protections built in where…

Idea: Close your FB account if other people’s posts annoy you. Then you don’t ever have to police anyone! Problem solved.

I think that about all the kids who are clearly being forced to perform in YouTube videos by their parents. Stuff like a little girl being filmed wearing dozens and dozens of dress-up costumes in the same room. My daughter watches them a lot and there’s nothing specific in those videos that I can justify telling her…

I think I’m going to vomit. Good job, Levi’s.

Yikes. My family always had a lot of disposable cameras/camcorders around on our family outings. I’d actually be pretty upset if I found out that my dad was getting paid to take us camping and film our pathetic attempts at fishing by some fucking brand rather than doing it simply because he loved spending time with us…

A GREAT POINT MADE BY MY COLLEAGUE STASSA and furthermore LET’S ALL LISTEN TO WHAT STASSA JUST SAID