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And yet, they get upset when you call them this.

I’m not sure she should stop wearing the vests.

The tweet about her weight is perfect. I’ve been predicting since last year that people are going to be amazed at how quickly Clinton slims down after the election (when she can stop wearing a kevlar vest at every public outing).

I know. “Oh my god she has an uneven complexion and acne scars, she must not have slept in days!”

GW didn’t faint, he asphyxiated.

I wish Trump was someone else. Andy Kaufman, perhaps.

What baffles me is how he is completely willing to show his medical records but refused to show his tax returns.

Shit, all I have to do is not wear foundation and people say I look “different”.

So much this. It would make a fabulous cross stitch.

“Gender suspicious” is a glorious phrase.

Never realized transgender. Thought he/she was just a parody of Boy George in Wedding Singer

It’s sadly common for relatives to misgender deceased family members who aren’t around to stand up for themselves.

Maybe Alexis identified as co-gender at the end? That would explain the doubled pronouns.

I have literal nightmares about it.

Well, now I gotta boycott Sean Lennon. Fuck. I mean, I’d never heard of Foxygen so boycotting that was gonna be easy.

Because not all men?

Meanwhile, I told my therapist what mansplaining was this week and he (an older white dude) thought it was perfect and couldn’t believe he hadn’t heard what it was yet!

“Talk down” seems to be a euphemism, here. To condescendingly patronise a woman as to her own experience and that of her gender might come closer.