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AssFault on the Highway to Hell
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She is on point and angry. I like that about her.

i feel so badly, but ME TOO!! and it’s election season, Daily Show should be on FIRE right now...

Not going to lie, the relative failure of the Daily Show under Trevor Noah also brings me glee. Samantha Bee is pulling in double what he is, and I love it.

I actually didn’t like her as much as a correspondent on the Daily Show as much as I like her with her own show. I think she’s way better on her own.

I love Samantha Bee and her show. She is on point and angry. I like that about her.

She and John are some of the greatest gifts Jon Stewart ever gave us, I cant wait to see Jessica rise to the occasion as well.

Me:

Do you wish you’d thought of this now? (I do.)

I do! And it worked!

no but he can’t remember the name of the doctor, so we won’t have to worry about any pesky fact checking

I’d be super happy to see any guns passed through inheritance be held by the state until the person is able to undergo significant training.

WAIT, THREE TIMES?

Yeah, I’d like to see what would happen if a bunch of Muslims decided to open carry in a public place in Texas. I mean, I wouldn’t like to see it, because it would almost certainly end in violence.

It’s got to be some kind of filter right? Her entire face veers into the uncanny valley territory: all those soft lines, no pores. I mean her eyes are still crazy eyes, but the doll effect strikes me as photoshopped/filter effect.

The police hat been dispatched to this home three times for suicide attempts. And they keep the guns?

“This is about punishing you”

yeah, whenever says that argument of “well we need good guys with guns” i say yeah, fucker they’re called Police, and they are trained to override our basic human need for survival (flee, freeze, or fight).

“ whose actions are subject to scrutiny as standard procedure”

Or, you could just decide to use different units for different things. Like Fahrenheit for weather, Celsius for chemistry, and Kelvin for astronomy.