Ugh, noooope. We do not need a Sex and the City 3. SatC 2 was bad enough. Just, awful.

Is that a picture of the cake? Where are the parts that I eat? I’m supposed to be satisfied by a tiny golden sliver? Fuck this cake.

That was all code for — We Can’t Manage or Plan for Shit, so quite often we have raging fires which must be put out at all hours of the day (weekends too) so we might need your sorry ass here at a moment’s notice, and you can’t be an hour away, especially if you use public transit, which has rush and non-rush skeds,…

Guys should use this technique.

Oh my god. I’m glad you posted this. My stepkids have a mother with bpd and I’m thinking about how their spouses will need support when they grow up. They are very much under her mind control right now, but we’re hoping they’ll find a way out eventually. When they do, and if they can maintain healthy relationships,…

My friend likes to tell a story of ordering pizza delivery. He fell asleep while waiting, and was awakened by a loud knock on his door. Getting up slightly dazed from his nap, he asked who it was, only to hear the guy outside shout “DOWN WITH PEOPLE!” He could only ask, “wha...?” and the guy repeated “DOWN WITH…

I think this needs to be a topic for a future bco - crazy old people stories

I’m always a little suspicious when someone complains about a show being “boring.” Not that something can’t be boring but I’ve always viewed Game of Thrones as a character driven drama first and foremost. That’s why it was compared to The Sopranos when it first came out. Some of the most compelling scenes are between…

My guess would be that he had a sign signifying that he was a homeless vet...eran.

Well of course! They had a fantastic season that year! Many of Ralph Lauren...’Ugo Boss...

I could probably submit one of these about myself. Many years ago when Subway sandwich shops were rocketing to the top of the national consciousness with the “Subway diet” I stopped in one day to eat with my family. I was a teenager and was waiting behind my family not really paying attention until I got up to the…

“Curate” is the new “artisinal” which was the new “bespoke”. Hmm, wait a minute...

What if Captain Obvious is an Army Captain? Then he would be Major Obvious.

I hope these people were invited...

When an author trolls his own blog, then I know I’m in the right place:)

Glad you like it. :) In related news, I use the catchphrase “thank you Admiral Obvious”, and when someone says “Don’t you mean Captain Obvious?” I tell them “surely, he’s been promoted by now!”

The Tito’s/Tanqueray thing reminds me of this time back in my mid-20s when I went to this party my then-roommate’s friends were throwing. I didn’t really know the people at this party, but there was free booze, so whatever. I’m making random small talk with this dude who, it became quickly apparent, was a total…

Peppercorn guy really buried the lede there. An 1815 Canadian fur trade themed wedding? Photos or it didn’t happen.

I hope your asshole writes a bestseller countering all of your dick’s accusations, and that the two of them become embroiled in a decades-long media feud.